First production batch
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The first production run is limited. Waitlist members get a 48-hour exclusive pre-order window before the general public. Founders Edition plates — numbered, special engraving — go to the first 100.
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Production updates, founder notes, and a heads-up before each plate ships. Two to four emails a month.
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First access.
Waitlist priority before public pre-orders. Founders Edition reserve for the first 100 plates — hand-stamped serials, gold-filled.
The Lifetime Guarantee.
Every plate is covered for life. If yours ever fails, cut it in half and ship it back — we replace it. No proof of purchase, no questions, no exceptions.